"EXPECT: indignant glares, exasperated sighs for the tiniest of requests, LOTS of attitude. ANTICIPATE: your phone/other valuables being stolen among a crowd of UNCOOPERATIVE & USELESS staff. TERRIBLE"
"BEST sound system in D.C. (check out the FFA amps)+ talented DJs (e.g., Carl Craig, Behrouz)+ flashing LIGHTS LIGHTS LIGHTS+ chill crowd (no obnoxious underage fist-pumping hot messes)= TRUE LOVE ❤🎶"