Jason P

"I came to find out that the have a dog Fights on Saturday nights here."

"This place is the worst. On Sundays there is never enough staff. Only one short haired girl that doesn't know how to be efficient. But they don't care cause they already have your money."

"I was trying to eat and they came out screaming for someone's birthday. At the time I was chewing on a chicken wing and started to choke. Some lady started patting me on my back and touched my butt."

"Coming to Joes Crab Shack once a moth has probably kept my marriage from collapsing. She doesn't like sea food but I do, she thinks Alex at the bar is cute, I'm glad they have Landshark on tap."

"Watch out for the people that take what's mine. Super fast wifi."

"Went to get my wooho waxed here, wow did it hurt. I was drunk while they were doing it, and I screamed so much that I threw up all over the pour lady. Then I passed out, I woke up and I was clean."