Jack Cass

"If I see one more pbr"

"Sneak the glass, sneak the glass like a true creeper...."

"Press down on the glass cleaner, sans glass. Skeet, skeet, skeet!"

"Uncover the windows and I wouldn't feel like such a creeper here. Blacked out windows are for strip clubs or when you need it dark enough to hide your shame......."

"Party at the Palace, I'll bring refreshments, the true woman loves a good Dicken's Cider!"

"Haters gonna hate"