jesse neubauer

"The sirloin tips were melt-in-your-mouth delicious, but the waitress Nancy seemed very hassled to do her job. She made a fuss about having separate checks and seemed insulted when I asked questions."

"You really can't go wrong with any of these flavors. I tried the mint lemon, it tasted like the mint came straight out of the garden! And the raspberry chocolate just has straight up chunks of nutella"

"I mean, I'm sure the fruit is fine. But if you're looking for something to eat on the go, get like... a lunchable or can of tuna. Not a meal."

"If you get something from a package here, it will probably be fine. However, do not ever get anything from the deli! The only non-brand thing that was palatable was the baklava. Worst dinner ever."

"If you get close enough to the pond you will be swarmed by the entire flock of ducks. They are very spoiled."

"Dunno if tonight is an off night or what, but the crew here was incredibly slow."