Erin Sanford

"This is a Hunger Games themed restaurant where only the strongest survive and get to eat. Your foe is a club-footed pigeon named Jean-Claude that will pounce your meal every time you avert your eyes."

"My room was decorated by Liberace, and I'm so glad he chose to include a PS3 for my entertainment. Thanks Liberace, sorry you're dead."

"Watch out for the giant hissing cockroaches on the wall. I hear they're rabid and have a thing for Asian people."

"This tree is somewhere between 8 and 4500 years old."

"Burgers are pretty bland. Even the bacon on my burger was nearly flavorless, how do you do that?"