Eric Lynxwiler

"There are no vegetarian or gluten free options worth ingesting. And the new, shabby-cheap design of made-in-China furnishings is cold and soulless. Save your $4.59 per soda and go anywhere else."

"The lobby is gorgeous but the rest, oh no. After waiting 15 mins for the ridiculous concession staff, I just decided to skip it. Upon leaving, all escalators were broken and the exit filthy."

"Sadly, it's the slowest Starbucks in town. I've gotta stop coming as its got a convenient location, but dangit, it takes 15 minutes to get my latte every time."

"The catfish was moist and amazing. Give the onion rings a shot as well!"

"Tamarind margarita!"

"Instead of the whiskey-vanilla milkshake, ask for Eric's Whiskey-Caramel Milkshake. So danged good! And far from innocent."