El Bl

"Wasn’t as marvelous as it is told. Massively overrated. The dark chocolate scoops were mediocre. The cake was too sweet but fresh enough. Polite staff. Would go back for the ice-cream."

"The first couple o bites the bun was kinda soft n enjoyable but it got real soggy toward the end.The meat was eh.the tomato n pickles tho, nah sis! Meat to bread ratio was ok.perfect amount o spice."

"A deserving 5 star for the attentive polite staff. Shout out to ya guys! Zero stars for the salty oily flat bread they call pizza!"

"The Cesar salad was a bland, stale sauce drenched mush with a cardboard chicken on top. The drinks were a huge let down; nothing creative.The lipstick stained utensils were a Hitchcock story!"

"The customers’ve been confused with giant toddlers coz there’s no way in hell anyone but an infant can sit on those high chairs n feel comfortable. The hazel milkshake was pure sugar."

"Some training for the waiter on how to approach customers in order not to put them in cardiac arrest is a must.“dude chill!! This ain’t theater.” As for the food, it’s edible if ya put in holy water!"