"If you're a teacher, tell your cashier. You'll get 10% off your bill."
Burritos
· Miramar, United States
7.7"Are you more than 5 behind at the deli? Grab a number and do your shopping. Chances are you'll finish in time to have your number called."
Big Box Store
· Hialeah, United States
7.1"If you order a turkey burger, and you should, ask for it to be seasoned with their Fry Spice. So good."
Burgers
· Pembroke Pines, United States
8.4"Room numbers may seem weird at first. Just follow this simple formula to find your way around: {[(r*10/h)^2]*[(3.14^b)/(h*r^2)]}*2 where r=room, h=hall, and b=building."
High School
· Hialeah Gardens, United States
"Tip your Hair Washer."
Hair Salon
· Miami, United States
"Do NOT feed the ChiChi. She will shit on EVERYTHING."
Home (private)
· Miramar, United States