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Funny shyt

1. New Year's Evepocalypse 2012

New York, NY
Other Great Outdoors · 39 tips and reviews

Brian M.Brian Michael: Fuckin drunk

2. Fishkill, NY

Fishkill, NY
Town · 3 tips and reviews

Andrew G.Andrew Green: Those animal rights people must hate the name of this town

3. Kilwin's Chocolates

7.5
122 N Park Ave, Winter Park, FL
Dessert Shop · 17 tips and reviews

4. Happy Hour!

7.5
Miami, FL
Bar · Miami International Airport · 2 tips and reviews

IvyIvy: If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, call them up later when your drunk!!! ;)

5. McDonald's

5.7
275 Hancock St (at Squantum St), Quincy, MA
Fast Food Restaurant · Montclair · 11 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: They're just sayin

6. In The Truck

Moving Target · Bloomingdale Ridge · No tips or reviews

Mike H.Mike Hall: Gas, Grass or Ass... No one rides for free...

7. Mathematical Sciences

N Monroe St (OSU), Stillwater, OK
College Math Building · 5 tips and reviews

BooiesMommy👣🚼BooiesMommy👣🚼: Gonna do a little 4[] house cleaning today

Pinellas County Sheriff Office is one of Funny shyt.

8. Pinellas County Sheriff Office

10750 Ulmerton Rd, Largo, FL
Police Station · 4 tips and reviews

9. Franzel's Biergarten

Helmond, Noord-Brabant
Home (private) · 1 tip

10. TR'S Hotspot

Detroit, MI
Home (private) · Midtown · 2 tips and reviews

AH H.AH Hasan: MY PHONE WAS STOLEN ... SO WHEN IT SHOWS WHERE i am ON FOURSQUARE ITS THeREAL thief not ME ... WHICH MEANS THIS thief ACTIONS CAN BE RECORDED AND TRACKED WHICH IS BETTER THAN THE local POLICE???

Sarahs House is one of Funny shyt.

11. Sarahs House

Seminole, FL
Home (private) · 12 tips and reviews

Kevin M.Kevin Medic: Happy birthday honey

12. Sarahs House

Seminole, FL
Home (private) · 12 tips and reviews

Kevin M.Kevin Medic: Happy birthday honey. Still havent accepted me as friend here. xo

13. Ovoxo Headquarters

Orange City, FL
Sorority House · 2 tips and reviews

14. Karma

825 Chapel St, New Haven, CT
Hair Salon · Downtown New Haven · 2 tips and reviews

15. Luffy's Kraken

Woodlands, TX
Home (private) · Town Center · 1 tip
my magic mall is one of Funny shyt.

16. my magic mall

Largo, FL
Shopping Mall · No tips or reviews

17. my magic mall

Largo, FL
Shopping Mall · No tips or reviews

18. The Ritchey's

Odessa, TX
Home (private) · 6 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: I know Monday's not always good. I'm open to taking a raincheck

19. NJT - Transfer Point / Bus Stop

32nd St & Bergenline Ave, Union City, NJ
Bus Stop · 2 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: Weird things happen to good people while bad ones continue to be naughty

20. My Lab

Richmond, VA
Eyecare Store · 1 tip

Amorous G.Amorous G: Try thinking of all the things you would love to be doing

21. i'm a two facer

No Such Venue, Clearwater, FL
Arcade · 1 tip

22. Trident Crating

Houston, TX
Structure · No tips or reviews

Kevin M.Kevin Medic: for you my dear. xo

23. Dead Horse In The Middle Of The Road

Spring, TX
Home (private) · 1 tip

24. Hard Rock Stadium

8.7
347 Don Shula Dr, Miami Gardens, FL
Football Stadium · 288 tips and reviews

Mike K.Mike Kelleher: Just because you are in south Florida doesn't make it okay to wear booty shorts and a tiny tee if you are packing a few extra pounds. Feel free to mix in a salad first, then rock the shorts.

Pilot Travel Centers is one of Funny shyt.

25. Pilot Travel Centers

6.4
2495 210th Avenue, Percival, IA
Fuel Station · 24 tips and reviews

JULIE .JULIE 🍀: Women's personal bathrooms each with a sink and a heated toilet for that "someone just got up from this seat" feeling!!!

26. Four Corners Of Law

77 Meeting St., Charleston, SC
City Hall · French Quarter · 4 tips and reviews

Laurel L.Laurel LaFlamme: DO NOT get on the wrong side of The Law!

27. RaceTrac

5.7
4431 U.S. 19 (Trouble Creek), New Port Richey, FL
Fuel Station · 8 tips and reviews

Tim J.Tim Jones: PISSED!! They were the ONLY place I could find Rockstar Latte & for some reason they stopped selling it although I always bought every can off the shelf!

28. Hernando County

Florida
County · 2 tips and reviews

Sandy L.Sandy Linsalata: Smells like crap by the CVS

29. Howard Frankland Bridge

I-275 (over Old Tampa Bay), Tampa, FL
Bridge · 94 tips and reviews

Joe O.Joe Oswald: Funny, I always thought it was the "Howard Franklin"

31. Le Chateau de Bitchez

Seminole, FL
Home (private) · 1 tip

32. Saturday morning cartoons with the monsters

Clearwater, FL
Arts and Entertainment · 1 tip

Baby girlBaby girl: Monsters get up every saturday st 6 just to watch sonic on channel 44 giggle

foursquare court is one of Funny shyt.

33. foursquare court

318 E 5th St. (at Trinity St.), Austin, TX
Playground · Downtown Austin · 37 tips and reviews

Tamara H.Tamara H: heat lamps ftw

34. my favorite chair in the kitchen.

Largo, FL
Home (private) · 1 tip

Amorous G.Amorous G: 33 might make you not wanna go out lol

35. crowing rooster

Largo, FL
Home (private) · 2 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: Surrendered and deFEETed

36. being awesome

Tampa, FL
Home (private) · 7 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: I'm REWARDING you

37. Jay B. Starkey Wilderness Park

7.7
10500 Wilderness Park Blvd (Starkey Blvd), New Port Richey, FL
Park · 26 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: Eh, Santa got this weed "oops week"

38. Laplaya Golf Club

113 Viking Way, Florida
Golf Course · North Naples · 1 tip

Amorous G.Amorous G: How quickly the temp drop (brr FROZE)

39. 7-Eleven

7.0
2520 Northbrooke Plaza Dr, Naples, FL
Convenience Store · No tips or reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: Patti, we have the place surrounded "please come out with the coffee in your hand"

40. Work!

Douglasville, GA
Embassy or Consulate · No tips or reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: Would you be kind enuff to come in for half day tomorrow?

41. the laundry room

Woodruff, SC
Laundry Service · No tips or reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: Ok go ahead hate me and suspend my friendship for 30 days

42. Shell

5.4
675 Gossett Rd, Spartanburg, SC
Fuel Station · 4 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: Latest Update.. ASS women had to say..

43. Shell

5.4
675 Gossett Rd, Spartanburg, SC
Fuel Station · 4 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: Ok ladies I D yourself

44. English Park

7.5
Owensboro, KY
Park · 6 tips and reviews

45. Duck Feeding

Lafayette, IN
Field · No tips or reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: Oh, too wimpy for you to play in the tub

46. Busy B's Laundry

5.8
West Grove Squre (Main st), Ocean Grove, NJ
Laundry Service · 2 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: When you cannot put it off another day

47. OfficeMax

905 Millcreek Mall (Millcreek Mall), Erie, PA
Office Supply Store · 3 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: Just putting myself on your mind

48. Don't drink the water

US 19 (Nursery Rd), Clearwater, FL
Brewery · No tips or reviews

49. Zombie EMS Substation 21

North Charleston, SC
Military Base · 1 tip

Laurel L.Laurel LaFlamme: Zombies love to eat fluffy bwains.

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club is one of Funny shyt.

50. Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

5.3
225 Bourbon St, New Orleans, LA
Strip Club · French Quarter · 12 tips and reviews

J CrowleyJ Crowley: Whatever you do. Don't pass out during a lap dance, like this dude.

51. Alma

7.5
187 Columbia St (at Degraw St), Brooklyn, NY
Mexican Restaurant · Carroll Gardens · 130 tips and reviews

John S.John Siciliani: Ask Jamie for a hand job.

52. Sarahs House

Seminole, FL
Home (private) · 12 tips and reviews

NoraNora: KELLY IS TRYING TO GET ASHLEY BACK.

53. Sarahs House

Seminole, FL
Home (private) · 12 tips and reviews

Bekah F.Bekah Fisher: First of all, i was referring to smelly kelly who never bathes..second, ur friend tif KNEW kelly had a live in gf, and she continued to fuck around with him anyway, so shes just as guilty.

QuikTrip is one of Funny shyt.

54. QuikTrip

8.9
2048 Wade Hampton Blvd (at Rushmore Dr.), Greenville, SC
Convenience Store · 18 tips and reviews

55. Whats Fir Dinner Yo

Grover, NC
Home (private) · No tips or reviews

56. Metatron's Technicolor Voice

18568 Kuykendahl Rd (Pearly Gates Of Heaven), Spring, TX
Lighthouse · No tips or reviews

57. home sweet home

San Antonio, TX
Home (private) · Northwest Side · 1 tip

58. Golden Corral

5.5
6315 S Scatterfield Rd, Anderson, IN
Buffet · 6 tips and reviews

Jerri♥☆Jerri♥☆: GUYS PLEASE DO NOT SAG IF WEARING YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S PANTS. Nuff said

I-95 SB Weight Station is one of Funny shyt.

59. I-95 SB Weight Station

Palm Coast, FL
Government Building · 1 tip

Rollo L.Rollo Largen: Now that's funny lmao

Kwik Stop Food Stores is one of Funny shyt.

60. Kwik Stop Food Stores

8998 Taft St, Pembroke Pines, FL
Convenience Store · 1 tip

Amanda JAmanda J: A Good Cover for What Bugs You!

Augustine Wine Cellar is one of Funny shyt.

61. Augustine Wine Cellar

Stafford, VA
Lounge · 4 tips and reviews

Steve S.Steve S: Best 1st aid kit.... ever!!

62. Marriott Rivercenter Fountain

7.4
San Antonio, TX
Fountain · Downtown San Antonio · 1 tip

63. Donnie's house

San Antonio, TX
Home (private) · Harlandale · 5 tips and reviews

64. Haverveld (Oatsfield)

Helmond, Noord-Brabant
Home (private) · No tips or reviews
Circle K is one of Funny shyt.

65. Circle K

5.3
3618 W Buckeye Rd, Phoenix, AZ
Convenience Store · 2 tips and reviews

Amanda JAmanda J: Does anyone smell HOT?

66. The Alamo

8.7
300 Alamo Plz (btwn Houston & Crockett Sts), San Antonio, TX
Historic and Protected Site · Alamo Plaza · 243 tips and reviews

67. Dairy Queen

7.8
5635 Fredericksburg Rd (Louis Pasteur Dr), San Antonio, TX
Ice Cream Parlor · Northwest Side · 13 tips and reviews

68. Sudzy Laundromat

157 Broadway, Jersey City, NJ
Laundry Service · West Side · 5 tips and reviews

69. shower time

San Antonio, TX
Home (private) · Harlandale · 2 tips and reviews

70. veen residence computer room

McAdoo, PA
Home (private) · 10 tips and reviews

Cherry blossom ░ ☼ ♥ レo√乇 ♥ ☼ ░❤¸•´¯`☆Cherry blossom ░ ☼ ♥ レo√乇 ♥ ☼ ░❤¸•´¯`☆: If you got it..flaunt it. But if you don't.. for heaven's sake, don't wear tight jeans and a half shirt..PLEASE!!!!

71. Shower Time

Utah
Uncategorized · No tips or reviews

MARKMARK: I hope there are no sharks in my rain locker unless it is like this 1

72. Residence: Shockwave

Jackson, MS
Home (private) · 1 tip

Andrew A.Andrew Ainsworth: Drink a million beers

Love's Travel Stop is one of Funny shyt.

73. Love's Travel Stop

4.7
1501 33rd Ave E (on I-5, Exit 136), Tacoma, WA
Truck Stop · 20 tips and reviews

74. Johnson's Delüsion

Cypresswood Dr (at Kuykendahl Rd), Houston, TX
Playground · 1 tip
Weigh Station is one of Funny shyt.

75. Weigh Station

I-70 WB, Center Township, IN
Government Building · 3 tips and reviews

MARKMARK: This is crazy

76. Chick-fil-A

7.9
20608 Interstate 45, Spring, TX
Fast Food Restaurant · 18 tips and reviews

💀Kara S.👊💀Kara S.👊: People are running around w no shoes on and leaving toe funk on the chairseats. Like grown people. This ain't Galveston ppl! Anyhow, it's just kinda gross.

77. Shell

5.5
1395 Many Pines Rd, The Woodlands, TX
Fuel Station · 3 tips and reviews

💀Kara S.👊💀Kara S.👊: Get the "premium" carwash. Place all your small items in a safe place like the glove compartment....& Roll all the windows down right before the Dry Cycle. Car wash tornado!!!'

Blue Beacon Truck Wash of Laredo TX is one of Funny shyt.

78. Blue Beacon Truck Wash of Laredo TX

5.3
1020 Beltway Pkwy (I-35 Exit 13), Laredo, TX
Car Wash and Detail · 11 tips and reviews

79. Can you blow my whistle

Doesn't Exist, Pinellas Park, FL
Hookah Bar · No tips or reviews

80. In The Shower

Dunedin, FL
Home (private) · 3 tips and reviews

George (bubba)George (bubba): question of the day:if you do it in a shower is it still considered "dirty"

81. Sleep Avoids Me Again

Dunedin, FL
Home (private) · 2 tips and reviews

George (bubba)George (bubba): How long do they recon it takes b4 sleep deprivation causes hallucinations, cause the polka-dotted pink bunny siting across from me said "that's a load of S***

82. Bored Out Of My Mind

Dunedin, FL
Home (private) · 5 tips and reviews

George (bubba)George (bubba): Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. It feels good while your doing it, but in the end your just screwing yourself.

83. * hot shower *

Saint Petersburg, FL
Home (private) · 2 tips and reviews

NiraNira: Whoever keeps checking into my shower , i like showering alone so id like it if you would stay out of my shower !!!

84. Bored Out Of My Mind

Dunedin, FL
Home (private) · 5 tips and reviews

85. Bored Out Of My Mind

Dunedin, FL
Home (private) · 5 tips and reviews

George (bubba)George (bubba): you know you're bored when you go into the bathroom and try to pee just for something to do!

86. Trying To Wake Up

Dunedin, FL
Home (private) · 4 tips and reviews

George (bubba)George (bubba): GOOD Mornin'!! rise and shine.. get up and S..t..r..e..t..c..h... Now shake you boobs!! there~don't you feel refreshed??

87. Taco Bell

6.3
357 W Atlantic Blvd, Pompano Beach, FL
Fast Food Restaurant · 5 tips and reviews

TomTom: If you come here late at night, don't sit in the parking lot for very long! I was here just for 5 min doing 4Sq and had different three people come up to asking me for money.. I gave out a total of $6

88. The Shitter

Kings Mountain, NC
Flea Market · 2 tips and reviews

Kenny 💀 D.Kenny 💀 Dale: Don't let your balls dangle , spiders live in the porta-potty

89. Big Valley Beverage

8 Applewood Drive, Burnham, PA
Liquor Store · 1 tip

Truckerchic™ ….Truckerchic™ …: Just say no to duck face...seriously it's not sexy, try a smile!

90. Ghetto Store

(58th and Haines), Pinellas County, FL
Food and Beverage Retail · 2 tips and reviews

Dylan F.Dylan Felix: Only robbed once a week!

91. City of Minneapolis

Minnesota
City · 19 tips and reviews

92. Royal Liquor

6.6
1703 E Eleven Mile Rd, Royal Oak, MI
Liquor Store · 5 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: I been looking in all the wrong places for love

getting pulled is one of Funny shyt.

93. getting pulled

Pinellas Park, FL
Travel and Transportation · 1 tip

shawn jacksonshawn jackson: Buckle up $116

94. PSTA Park Street Terminal

525 Park St (S Garden Ave), Clearwater, FL
Bus Line · 7 tips and reviews

Kara G.Kara Green: Don't let anyone use ypur cell for ANYTHING.

95. Amidon N.D.

North Dakota
City · 6 tips and reviews

🚚Paul L.🚚Paul Lannon EST.1969: Their sheriff is a dummy for real

96. Amidon N.D.

North Dakota
City · 6 tips and reviews

Kayla F.Kayla Fender: Don't blink!!!

97. McNatt's Cleaners

802 W Fletcher Ave (Hamner), Tampa, FL
Laundry Service · No tips or reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: I'm sorry the person you're trying to reach has OUT talked text or sext you you (your lost)

98. Getting in the shower

Simpsonville, SC
Home (private) · 1 tip

Amorous G.Amorous G: Don't just rely on coffee

99. Terrific Tuesday

Greenville, SC
Structure · 2 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: Having your credentials, would you agree that student is "John Hopkins" ready : )

100. Walmart

5.8
161 Centereach Mall, Centereach, NY
Big Box Store · 28 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: This section is closed due to a wildkat on the loose

101. Sarahs House

Seminole, FL
Home (private) · 12 tips and reviews

Bekah F.Bekah Fisher: I will apologize also for putting you in the middle, it wasnt right, and yes ive never seen kelly take a bath the whole 2yrs he was living with my aunt, lol, disgusting.

102. USA Car Wash

7.3
215 Henry St (Greenwich St), Hempstead, NY
Car Wash and Detail · No tips or reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: can't ride it but can flaunt it lol

103. Snow White Laundry

La Crosse, WI
Laundry Service · 3 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: Bright side of it, you get to set the rules or lead by Xample

104. John's Purple Haze Room

Tacoma, WA
Home (private) · South End · 5 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: I don't think "Go Green" was meant for this, but I say if your heart's in "Do It"

105. Fred Meyer

7.8
2000 W Dimond Blvd, Anchorage, AK
Supermarket · Bayshore - Klatt · 12 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: GoFigure, parents complaint about Cosmo being exposed

The White House is one of Funny shyt.

106. The White House

8.8
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW (btwn 15th St NW & 17th St NW), Washington, D.C.
Government Building · Northwest Washington · 511 tips and reviews

Jaye J.Jaye Jackson: "Hey. Mama, I made it." - LeBron James @ The White House (1/28/13) 

107. Victoria's Secret

7.9
115 5th Ave (at W 19th St), New York, NY
Lingerie Store · Flatiron District · 16 tips and reviews
Watching TV is one of Funny shyt.

108. Watching TV

Clearwater, FL
Home (private) · No tips or reviews

109. Home Office

Clearwater, FL
Home (private) · 1 tip

110. Avee Laboratories

14440 Myerlale Cir, Clearwater, FL
Office · 3 tips and reviews

Amorous G.Amorous G: You ask, maybe wrong dispenser

111. Title Boxing Club - Tampa Carrollwood

6.8
14438 North Dale Mabry Highway, Tampa, FL
Boxing Gym · 3 tips and reviews

Tiffany R.Tiffany R: The bags up front are the softest... But when you want to hide from the instructor, the back row is best.

veen residence computer room is one of Funny shyt.

112. veen residence computer room

McAdoo, PA
Home (private) · 10 tips and reviews

Cherry blossom ░ ☼ ♥ レo√乇 ♥ ☼ ░❤¸•´¯`☆Cherry blossom ░ ☼ ♥ レo√乇 ♥ ☼ ░❤¸•´¯`☆: My headstone will read:" if you're reading this, you're standing on my boobs"! Lol...

113. veen residence computer room

McAdoo, PA
Home (private) · 10 tips and reviews

Cherry blossom ░ ☼ ♥ レo√乇 ♥ ☼ ░❤¸•´¯`☆Cherry blossom ░ ☼ ♥ レo√乇 ♥ ☼ ░❤¸•´¯`☆: AATCHOO!! Sorry I'm allergic to bullsh*t, drama queens, mind games, liars and 2-faced people!!

veen residence computer room is one of Funny shyt.

114. veen residence computer room

McAdoo, PA
Home (private) · 10 tips and reviews

Cherry blossom ░ ☼ ♥ レo√乇 ♥ ☼ ░❤¸•´¯`☆Cherry blossom ░ ☼ ♥ レo√乇 ♥ ☼ ░❤¸•´¯`☆: I have come to realize that " diarrhea of the mouth" is a direct side effect of " shit- for-brains". People... this is a serious medical condition!! :-)

115. veen residence computer room

McAdoo, PA
Home (private) · 10 tips and reviews

Cherry blossom ░ ☼ ♥ レo√乇 ♥ ☼ ░❤¸•´¯`☆Cherry blossom ░ ☼ ♥ レo√乇 ♥ ☼ ░❤¸•´¯`☆: Seeing your EX go through what they put you through. PRICELESS!!!

Weigh Station is one of Funny shyt.

116. Weigh Station

I-70 WB, Center Township, IN
Government Building · 3 tips and reviews

MARKMARK: I sure would wanna be a truck driver

117. Meisennest

Meisenstraße 55, Hamburg, Hamburg
Bar · Barmbek-Nord · No tips or reviews