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Knowledge Is Good. Our Mission: Schmo University looks at each incoming student as a hunk of wet clay that we can shape and mold into a future wealthy donor. Our admission standards are income based.
Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
I never thought I could realize my full personal potential. Then I discovered Schmo University, and everything changed.
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