"What's wrong with the owner? Do they not drink coffee? Look how small this cappuccino is! Is it designed for a 5 year old girl? I need a magnifying glass to find where in my hand the cup is"
"This is what we got when we called ahead (in Thai) and asked for a king or queen sized bed plus a regular bed for 3 adults. All lies, no attempts to do the right thing and fulfill what they promised"