Chip Allen

"Save your appetite and fly home to eat! Horrible service. Food takes forever."

"Buy a bag of goldfish before you come and release em on the storybook village ride. They love it."

"Shine a flashlight into the back wall of the bottles in the standby line. It lights them up on the other side and people will poke em."

"Scream at the top of your lungs when you pass the dinausaur bones... Really messes with the first timers."

"Don't sit on the horses with their tongues out... They need a break."