Chell McCrary

"Be prepared to Always takes a long time to check out even when there aren't that many customers in the store."

"Interested in buying a rotisserie chicken? Be warned you'll have to compete with unprofessional and smart-aleck store employees in deli department who save them for themselves."

"Try deluxe lavender pedicure"

"Try a scoop of the Kickin' Kay Lynne Salad. Delish!"

"If you're only a mediocre singer, don't volunteer for open mic. Only serious musicians and singers need apply."

"We are Bible-based, Christ-Centered, Holy Spirit-led and Mission bound!"