Warren Bobrow: Find the secret branch water spring. It's out there. George Washington used this spring to provide pure artisian water to his troops- you can use it to make a fine Bourbon cocktail.
Chris L: Haute-est food in Montclair and not as expensive as the quality could command. Service, however, could use sharpening up. A grouchy, hoarse-voiced maitre d is unbecoming - even for Jersey! ;)