"Note to owner.......if you get me drinks, I give you more money, you hire more people, they give me more drinks,I give you more money. Crazy how that works! DON'T leave my glass empty for an hour!"
"Welcome to Uccellos......Errrr um Flo's, glad to see they kept the good stuff! Strawberry shortcake is amazing but make sure to bring a buddy,It's HUGE!"