Brandon Meyer

"Shake machine is always busted when you want one!"

"If you hog the visitor spots, then the terrorists win."

"Visitor spots are not for residents that are too lazy to shuffle their cars out of the garage k thnx."

"Ferocious dog is ferocious."

"...Um What?"

"Security will harass groups of 4+ people if you try to smoke a cigarette at either entrance."