The Fat Beast

"Rude, pushy, trashy customers--Chinese buffet meets a trailer park. The despair from the waitresses makes you wonder if there's not someone in a backroom, forever holding a lighter to their passports."

"Fare the well...."

"There's a reason I only go to Wal Marts three or four times a year. This location sums them up: dirty store, brainless sheep customers, and employes whose brains would be melted by a simple GED..."

"Oh, Hannah, can you not be so difficult and just do your job? Think you can do that?"

"These godless heathens! Open at 9:45 on Xmas eve! ;)"

"Beware the pushy, self-important WASPs..."