Austin Priest

"Nice place, your curtains are gay and your out of TP."

"It's a tough choice between the filet, salmon or tuna. You can't go wrong with any of them."

"She is a naughty naughty girl.... That's probably why your here..."

"The highway zigs and zags here. Make sure you don't zig when your supposed to zag or you'll hit a construction worker!!"

"WTF is this always backed up? Stay off my exit people!!"

"Get the white chicken nachos, you will not be disappointed!"