Alex Harvey

"I'm not a big complainer, but our waitress messed up at least 2 requests, the steak was not from such great quality meat, and most bafflingly, the steak knives were not sharp enough to cut the gristle"

"don't come here, the proprietor may seem friendly but he just gives away free drinks because he is a rapist (significa: violador) and tries to get girls drunk so he can molest them."

"this place is pretty cool, they have southern Maine IWW pamphlets laying around"

"the samurai slammer tastes like gushers. you know. the little gummy candies with syrup inside. it tastes like that syrup."

"Best place for karaoke I've been to in the twin cities so far. Good selection, speedy transitions, amiable DJs. Aces."