"Such a shame, great space only to offer 16 dollar donkatsu (no rice) and 40 dollar bottle of yellowtail (retail price: $12) tourist trap, set."
"Those be some damn good dumplings."
"You know how they say, the only thing better than a really good thing, is another? Skadoosh. Activate those nomnoms, and for you authentic-Mexican-purists: lighten up. It be fusion. Y'all need a hug."
"Wow. Middle eastern food is an awful lot like Japanese"
"I get it. You miss Mexican food and you've timidly tried therapy and depressive support groups. Hugs are overrated; the search is over, my friends. No hype, just bomb food that will haunt you for days"
"Best house wine I've had in Seoul. Treat a special someone to a top-notch meal and dessert, and check out some books while you're at it: making you a true 'gentleman AND scholar'"